Angle Escape: Total Optimism

The good news is you have an absolutely perfect business idea that is entirely guaranteed to blow the competition out of the water. The even better news is you have a very wealthy buddy with too much money and nowhere near enough sense. The fool decided to invest in you!

Well, sort of. You and your fellow directors, workers and/or cleaners had all the interns handle the boring busywork bits and bobs such as “Marketing” or “Finance” or “Basic Business Operations” and everything is fine!

Anyway, those interns all left because paying people is difficult and you've got this really crucial investment meeting with your buddy in an hour and you’re not quite sure all the important bits have actually been done. No pressure or anything, but if you blow this meeting, you are literally responsible for the end of the world or something.

How hard can launching a business be, anyway?